Winter Waltzer Gifts

Ice Skating

Snow flake

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Johann Strauss II

'How about a cold one?'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Xylophone Icicles.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Snowman Romance

"Ugh, that happens every time she sees a squirrel."

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

Snowman melted by coffee

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

'War is heck!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

People on a sledge

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

Old people asking a bear how to hibernate to try and avoid the winter heating bills.

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

WHOA!! If you try hard enough, you can open them!

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'Bless you!'