Winter Bedding Aficionado Pillows

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

When laundry ruled the waves.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Let it go, Amy.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

"Why can't duvets be square?"

'He was bused in from another district.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

Snow Business

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'