Winter Bedding Aficionado Gifts

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Let it go, Amy.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Faux fur coat and no knickers

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Snow Business

'He was bused in from another district.'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."