Wino Wonder Gifts

'These are for Ken's homemade Chenin Blance. Trust me, you'll need them.'

"I always gulp my wine - it evaporates, you know."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Wino Appreciation Group

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Ice-Cube-IV

"Hello, Number 6!"

Skier.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Snowman Tattoo

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'