Wino Wonder Mugs

'These are for Ken's homemade Chenin Blance. Trust me, you'll need them.'

"I always gulp my wine - it evaporates, you know."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Keith Floyd.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

Shaved Ice

At the "Ice-C-U".

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Wino Appreciation Group

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Ice-Cube-IV

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Snowman Tattoo