Witty Wino Mugs

Discover mugs featuring witty sayings and humorous designs for the wine lover who enjoys a laugh with their glass. Perfect for mornings or relaxing evenings, these mugs add personality to every sip.

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'I shouldn't be surprised. Any restaurant that serves Tofurkey is bound to recommend MerNo or Chardon-No-Way to drink with it.'

'I shouldn't be surprised. Any restaurant that serves Tofurkey is bound to recommend MerNo or Chardon-No-Way to drink with it.' mockup

'I shouldn't be surprised. Any restaurant that serves Tofurkey is bound to recommend MerNo or Chardon-No-Way to drink with it.'

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Alcoholic's X-Ray

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Yoga for Alcoholics

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"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!" mockup

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

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Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant. mockup

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

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'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...' mockup

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

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"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner." mockup

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

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'Oh, and one more thing

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"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...." mockup

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

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'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...' mockup

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

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'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.' mockup

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

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Wino Appreciation Group

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3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch. mockup

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

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'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy). mockup

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

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In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony. mockup

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

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"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married." mockup

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

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'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

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Knights of the iPhone

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'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.' mockup

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

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"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy." mockup

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

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Picasso's brew period.

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"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!" mockup

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

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"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!" mockup

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

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One Way/Two Ways.

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Mechanics price list.

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'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.' mockup

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

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'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?'

'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?' mockup

'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?'

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'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.' mockup

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

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'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.' mockup

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

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Wine Hourglass

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Slow food.

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"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours." mockup

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

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'I say Madam, I prefer my soup bald!' (Victor Hugo, Notre-Dame de Paris)

'I say Madam, I prefer my soup bald!' (Victor Hugo, Notre-Dame de Paris) mockup

'I say Madam, I prefer my soup bald!' (Victor Hugo, Notre-Dame de Paris)

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"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent." mockup

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

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'Every Hallowe'en barbeque he goes way over the top!'

'Every Hallowe'en barbeque he goes way over the top!' mockup

'Every Hallowe'en barbeque he goes way over the top!'

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