Wig Wonder Mugs

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

Butt Wig (Colour)

'Your toupee is on crooked.'

'I see they're having a wig sale at Carpeteria.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Butterfly Woman

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Caliologist

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Dating in Oz

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

Butterfly Woman

A Head-Dress in 1777

Hot dog warmer

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Book and magician

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"I could never go wireless."

Taxes

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

'I've got a large disposable income.'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

MasterWitch