Wiener Wonder Mugs

Hot dog warmer

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Keith Floyd.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

At the "Ice-C-U".

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Shaved Ice

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Ice-Cube-IV

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Snowman Tattoo

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.