Wiener Wonder Pillows

Hot dog warmer

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ice-Cube-IV

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Snowman Tattoo

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'