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"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Champion.

Hamster.

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Loge with Alberich as frog

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.