Winner's Circle Enthusiast Gifts

First Prize!

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Bradley Wiggins

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Evolution of God. . .

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Hamster.

Champion.

Loge with Alberich as frog

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."