Winner's Circle T-Shirts

Champion.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Worry tank

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

First Prize!

StonesHendge.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

Mysterious crop circles found in England.

"It's the spirit of the game that matters... We bat... we bowl... they lose."

Obama and Cuba

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'