Winner's Circle Mugs

Champion.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Worry tank

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

First Prize!

StonesHendge.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Evolution of God. . .

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

Mysterious crop circles found in England.

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Obama and Cuba