Dreamer Of The Win Mugs

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Man propelled by love

What is possible and what is probable.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"That'll be the day!"

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"They also mocked Galileo..."

Penalty

"What's next?"

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Man chasing carrot.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

Yes we ca-

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

'Well... At least we finally know where all those missing socks from the dryer went.'

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

Key to success

I'm still planning the party on the 5th and hoping for better attendance than the one on the 20th...