Dreamer Of Wheels Mugs

"I have enough money to buy a car!"

The Bookworm

Bob's Driving School.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"They also mocked Galileo..."

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

"When the silver screen beckons, and it will, I want my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame..."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Don't even think about it."

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'It's a great plan, but we'll need a human being to be front man.'

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

"This is so awkward! I never should've had that fling with the tooth fairy."

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

The Princess And The Watermelon

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

'Cow Stabilizers'.

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."