Championship Dreamer Mugs

Athletes' Income

Highlights from when the team didn't stink...

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Not The Real Me

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

Penalty

"What's next?"

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"I could do that!"

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.