Wings Gifts

"I died in Buffalo."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Butterfly Woman

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This never happened."

Swinging

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Caliologist

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"It must be still charging."

Cab Calloway Swings

Switchback Playground.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Butterfly Woman

Headphone swing

'Higher!'

'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'

Sara Sampaio

Stu had a future in demolitions.

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.