Wingsuiting Gifts

Base Jumping Priest

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Going up?'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"How do they tell each other apart?"

Dry Cleaning

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

Musical Sailing Boat.

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"On second thought, I think the suit is going to clash with my ID badge."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Hey! We've just been flapping them the wrong way this whole time!

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

"I died in Buffalo."

Sports for slipper wearers.

"I guess this is me."

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."