Wetsuits Gifts

Snorkeling Mirrors.

Bring your own inflatable.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Cruise.

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Summer Sledding

Senior citizen surfing.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Going up?'

Two piece outfits only.

Surfing Pensioner

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

When Seniors Fly

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

The New Normal

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"How do they tell each other apart?"

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Rainbow violin surfers

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"My turn."

Dry Cleaning

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."