Wetsuit Wearer Gifts

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'Going up?'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Dry Cleaning

Fisherman

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Karma for dog owners.

"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

'Californian Bug'

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

Clear Lake.

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

One of the Sierra Club's most dangerous guided tours: the hike through a rugged corporate environment.

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'

Snorkeling Mirrors.

Shark Formation

'Don't worry about buljet, Mom. His coat is wash and wear.'

It's called a wetsuit...Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water...You should try one...

Toys in Babeland

Excess Baggage: Before you head off to the pool in your new swimsuit, consider the sensibilities of your fellow cruise passengers.

'Men in grey suits behaving badly.'

'Twerp on bicycle!'

'Ed just retired.'

'Oh, oh, the quarterly report doesn't look good.'