Wingsuiting Pillows

Base Jumping Priest

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'Going up?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"How do they tell each other apart?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Shoulder-pads.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Dry Cleaning

Musical Sailing Boat.

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"On second thought, I think the suit is going to clash with my ID badge."

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

"I died in Buffalo."

Sports for slipper wearers.

"I guess this is me."

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

'Sport and politics definitely shouldn't mix!'