Wings Mugs

"I died in Buffalo."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Butterfly Woman

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This never happened."

Swinging

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Caliologist

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"It must be still charging."

Switchback Playground.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Headphone swing

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Butterfly Woman

'Higher!'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."