Wine Uncorking Canine Fan Pillows

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Museum of Bones

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Animal immigration

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Ship in a Bottle

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Hot dog warmer

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

"How's the new job?"

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Cult films!

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."