Wine Uncorking Expert Pillows

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

In the Guru District

The Vineyard

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Pasta

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Portfolio, 2011

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

A Good Year.

"What would you serve with toast?"

"My husband makes this wine."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."