Wine Taster In Training Gifts

"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."

Wino Appreciation Group

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Wine taster with mineral water

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Frank, it's water.'

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'I nearly made it through culinary school selling wine books - then their library caught on.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"My husband makes this wine."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"