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"It's an easy-drinking water that evokes earthy wood with aromatic notes of brass."

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'... And this is my cellar.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

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"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Frank, it's water.'

'I nearly made it through culinary school selling wine books - then their library caught on.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"My husband makes this wine."

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'