Wine Jacuzzi Adventurer Gifts

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

Blue wine

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern