Wine Blender Gifts

"That's an excellent St Emilion! Could you please top it up with Pouilly Fume so we get a rose?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Pasta

New music conference

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Who's the new guy?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."