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"That's an excellent St Emilion! Could you please top it up with Pouilly Fume so we get a rose?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I make it myself!"

New music conference

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Pasta

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Who's the new guy?'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'