Holiday Blender Gifts

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Panettone

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Hanukkah tree

First O.M.G. church.

Making Christmas Pudding.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'It's a selfie.'

Pub Kendo.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Nocturne

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Seasonal shopping.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Theatrical Christmas.

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

Are we nearly there yet?

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays