Wine And Numbers T-Shirts

The Vineyard

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Pasta

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Portfolio, 2011

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Red Wine

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"