Wine And Numbers Gifts

Bookkeeping Club

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Pasta

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Portfolio, 2011

Red Wine

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'