Wine-and-dine Wit Gifts

Looking for clever, fun items for wine and dine lovers? Our collection combines humor with sophistication, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh alongside their favorite cuisine and drinks. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a humorous t-shirt, or a playful pillow, these gifts bring a toast-worthy touch to every dining experience. Celebrate the art of good food and drink with products that blend wit and elegance, making them ideal presents for hosts, wine enthusiasts, or anyone who loves to entertain with a cheeky twist.

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"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Still the Same

Still the Same

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"What would you serve with toast?"

"What would you serve with toast?"

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

Two men toasting

Two men toasting

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

Wine-and-dine Wit Gifts Collection

Wine-and-dine Wit Mugs

Explore our collection of wine and dine wit mugs, perfect for enjoying a beverage with a dash of humor. Find the ideal mug to make every sip a little more fun.

Wine-and-dine Wit Pillows

Bring comfort and humor to your home with our wine and dine wit pillows. Ideal for lounges or beds, these pillows add personality to your space.

Wine-and-dine Wit Prints

Decorate your walls with witty prints that celebrate your love for food and wine. Perfect for kitchens or dining areas, these prints are sure to get a laugh.

Wine-and-dine Wit T-Shirts

Discover our humorous wine and dine t-shirts, perfect for casual wear or wine nights. Let your love for food and fun shine with designs that speak to your style.