Windy Wordsmith Gifts

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

The Proust of Twitter

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'He never listened to his mother!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

You trip on it, you buy it.

Sharp Eyes

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Bell Hop

Bagel problems.

Male On Sunday

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

The Nature Writer Writer.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

So I said, If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving you too much. Apparently, that's not what you're supposed to say to a traffic court judge.

'I thought I could dance...'

"High Fashion"

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

Change Of Heart