Windy Wordsmith Pillows

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

The Proust of Twitter

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

You trip on it, you buy it.

'He never listened to his mother!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Sharp Eyes

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"He has to put a fiver in every time he says 'fiscal imperative' or 'target orientated processes'"

Male On Sunday

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

Bell Hop

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Bagel problems.

The Nature Writer Writer.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Cottage Cheese

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

Change Of Heart

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."