Windsock Enthusiast Gifts

Desk Windsock

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Good News about winter

Polar bear bowling alley

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"It's her first snowman."