Windsock Enthusiast Pillows

Desk Windsock

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Do you think that's wise?'

Good News about winter

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"It's her first snowman."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."