Window Notice Collector Pillows

Dear Mr Burglar - Just a quick heads up all of us in here have tested positive 4 covid. . . Cheers.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

Caution signs.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Beware of God"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

'So who's smoking?'

Distance to horizon varies.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

A series of Exit signs.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

No New Grammer Schools

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

Chicken Road Crossing