Win-collector Pillows

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

Wine of the Day Club

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Please feel free to browse."

'Red for me, please.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Wine

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Backdoor

A Good Year.

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Hen Behaving Badly.

"I've had my eye on you for some time, Parker....just what is it you're supposed to do around here?"

"And here is the winning board of the year."

"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."