Wing Collector Pillows

"Oh, another thing, …. the wings are strictly decorative."

Grace For Flies

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Used wheels

Lady in a pretty dress

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Chicken Coupe.

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

cayetana de alba

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

I'm your biggest fan.

"I got my hair straightened..."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Bees

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Fox Operated Fan

'Wait a minute! I thought you guys couldn't fly!'

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

"They’re after a younger demographic."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

101 uses of a dead cat: wind vane.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.