Safety Sign Collector Pillows

Banana Peel Causes a Detour.

"The prophecy!"

'You can't say the government isn't trying.'

'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'

Caution (arrow crossfire ahead)

If you can read this, you're too close.

Beware of Falling Notice.

Caution Slippery.

Tiredness can kill, take a break.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"It's to help prevent fallen angels."

Falling rocks sign falling on man's head

Warning! Contains Salt...

Safe falling warning sign.

Danger: Falling Masonry

"Sorry, I'm just enjoying the irony for a minute."

Klutz Construction, Unauthorized Personnel Only

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Savage dog pretending to be nice.

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

Caution a rip in the space/time continuum. Police Aware.

Danger: Radiation

"Maybe we should find somewhere else to play!"

Warning! May Contain Splinters!

Beware of the Dog

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

". . . These photographs, which I will enter as exhibits A, B and C, clearly show the abuse and anguish that my client has endured at the hands of his employer..."

Unnecessary Sign Reading 'Speed Bump Ahead'.

Slow - Adults

"I think that last cone was more than a warning."

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

A taxi passenger climbs into the car filled with signs.

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.