Safety Signage Collector Pillows

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Caution signs.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Desert Roundabout

A series of Exit signs.

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Chicken Road Crossing

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'