Wind In My Hair Lover Pillows

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

Bad hair day!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

I love Clarinet

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Where Mom used to take you.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Close the blankety window - you're not a blankety dog!"

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

"Tell Mario I sent you and ask for the 'Trump On A Wind Day.'"

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

'Hey your hair is on backwards!'

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.

'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

"Who's got the convertible with the top that won't go up?"

Absalon's bad hair day.

Extreme Comb Over

"I want it lawyer in the front, client in the back."