Unruly Hair Enthusiast Pillows

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Two men in barber shop

Young Elvis

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Georgian head-dress

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."