Wind In My Hair Fan Pillows

"Who's got the convertible with the top that won't go up?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Yipeee!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Sandy Floss

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

A Cumulonim-bus

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

Curling Rocks!

"Loved Jamaica!"

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Dying your hair red at home

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

"You've got some beard in your food."

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

Follow Your Quiff

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'