Wind-in-your-hair Athletes Pillows

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Haircuts

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Ball as water-melon.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Becalmed yachts

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Skeets Champion.

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Bobsleigh practice.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Bad Hair Year

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

Baseball signs.

Captain Curling Iron.

"Hold it! What am I doing? I've never been here. And I got class pictures tomorrow! Why didn't I leave when I had the chance?"

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