Wind-in-your-hair Athletes Gifts

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Haircuts

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Ball as water-melon.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Becalmed yachts

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Skeets Champion.

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Bobsleigh practice.

Puffs. Gusts. Breezes. Wind Farmers Market.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

'With a classic British sports car it's the only way you're guaranteed the wind in your hair.'

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

That sound? Oh, I bought Harold a breaking wind chime.

Bad Hair Year

Baseball signs.

Captain Curling Iron.

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