Wind-in-your-hair Adventurer Gifts

'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'

"Close the blankety window - you're not a blankety dog!"

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.

Haircuts

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Don Quixote

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Snakeboarding.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'EEEEHA!'

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

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