Will Preparation Gifts

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Contest of wills.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'What'll it be?'

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Prepper Dog

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

How to survive the coming crash.

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Always be prepared."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Climate Change Contingency House

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'