Wiener Dog Enthusiast Gifts

It's all about the PR baby!

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"That's my favorite dog right there."

"Why do they do that?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"